[ The Witch (2016) ] - [Film Review]

I'm over the moon, (a blood crescent moon, at that). Do you want to know why I'm over this scarlet-tinged moon? Because I've been waiting for a genre emergence of horror films that will thoroughly impress the most cynical of horror cinephiles out there. And that genre is called Arthouse Horror (I'm unsure whether this term has been previously coined, but alas, here we are, roll with it for a moment).

If I were to give a broad definition of Arthouse Horror, it would go along the lines of a film that lies within the realms of non-conformity and non-commercialist style of filmmaking. Films that make you think twice about what you're glaring at, and make you think just that little bit deeper. Films with nihilistic thematic structure, and original plot-lines that aren't riddled with horrible jump-scares and pompous ambiguity.

Here I am waffling on about Arthouse Horror and I'm ignoring that fact that I watched one of the most prolifically impactful horror films, for, I don't even know how long, The Witch.

The Witch, in my opinion, is so successful in it's execution, because of the simplicity of the plot. When banished by their villages' church, a farmer and his family are forced to abandon the small town, seeking refuge and building a new home in the dreary and bleakly-scarce forests of New England, circa 1630 (what a time to be alive, may I add).
Soon after the family settle, strange happenings begin to occur on the newly-established homestead. Crops begin to die, animals begin to perish, and horrifically, the family's newborn suddenly disappears.



The Witch is meticulously shot, with each shot reading and presenting itself as if it were a post- renaissance artwork. The mise en scène is sharp, everything is perfectly in it's place, from the actor's movements to the props.
The landscape itself is terrifying, the authenticity that lies in the eluding sense of barren, is unnerving. And let me also say, that the performances of the actors, especially the children, were phenomenally horrifying, I haven't been so impressed by the talent of child actors in quite some time.

But the driving force of this film lies within the value of the story. It's based on real stories and recollections of witchcraft and sinister events that occurred around this time, so the plot feels extremely authentic and, above all, original. 
There are certain scenes that'll make you feel genuinely uncomfortable, because they're unlike anything you've scene in a horror film before this. 
I can tell you, this film created a mood that I didn't shake easily, it's an extremely atmospheric, stylistic and brooding film that you will not forget any time soon.


I give The Witch four and a half rotten apples out of five.


Review By.
James C. Murray





[ 10 Cloverfield Lane] - [Film Review]

This years ‘film we didn’t know we wanted’ comes out in sneaky fashion early on in 2016. 

10 Cloverfield Lane follows the story of Michelle (Mary Elizabeth) who has an argument and suspected separation with her fiancé Ben. Michelle leaves home and drives through the night into rural Louisiana. Whilst driving, she has a car accident and upon waking she finds herself in a bunker being nursed back to health by local creep/survivalist Howard (John Goodman). Howard informs Michelle there has been an attack on America and it is in no way safe to leave the bunker at any time due to possible poisonous nuclear gas. Michelle, along with a fellow survivor Emmett (John Gallagher Jr.) are completely left in the dark as they attempt to decipher what is happening in the outside world - if anything at all.

10 Cloverfield Lane, originally named The Cellar, is a tense and atmospheric affair, and for the most part plays out more like a stage production. The three leads are perfect, and they rival the Blair Witch Project’s three actors in terms of mood and desperation. The characters mirror the film’s tonal shifts perfectly as they begin to uncover secrets which create doubt in your mind that wasn’t there just moments before. 
John Goodman in particular gives a performance that will no doubt induce nightmares, while Mary Elizabeth is commanding as the movies central hero. However, the best of the film is in its realistic setting and engaging dialogue. Just when you think everything might be starting to settle down a bit, it jumps into even fiercer psychological knife twisting. 






What’s also great is that it doesn’t really matter whether or not you enjoyed - or even watched Cloverfield (2008). This “sequel” couldn’t be any more different to the original Cloverfield if it tried. Thanks to the little hints throughout, you’ll likely spend most of your time attempting to figure out if this actually does take place in the Cloverfield universe, or whether you’re being duped by smart Hollywood marketers. 
That aside, rarely does the film let you think about what might be happening above the bunker, as it perfectly captures the horror that can be created from within. 

Now, where it loses points is with its ending - it’s as if it becomes an entirely different film. Once you’ve exited the theatre you’ll probably come up with 3 or 4 different endings that would’ve been far more suitable to the movie’s overall psychological ambiguity. It’s put perfectly by the protagonist as she casually mumbles to herself; “Oh, come on…” 

That’s all I’ll say about that, I don’t want to scare you off. Revel in not knowing much. Go watch. Now.


I give 10 Cloverfield Lane 4 games of Taboo out of 5.


Review By. Rylan Dawson



[ The Best Albums Of 2015 ]

2015 has proven to be an extremely strong year for the music industry - there have been some ridiculously fantastic album releases that have made me jump with joy every time I hear a track from them. But, alas, crunch time is upon us, it's time to pick the ten best albums of 2k15. Of course, these choices are my personal opinion, you are most likely to disagree with many albums on this list, but, y'know, fuck you.

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IN COLOUR - JAMIE XX


One of my favourite UK lads, Jamie xx, is mostly known for his work in his duo, The xx. The entire album dabbles in UK bass, deep synth with some sort of future-garage undertones. It's well-produced, with extremely well, highly-tuned tracks. The opening track, Gosh, gets you going and completely opens you up to the experience you're about to have. Sleep Sound is my favourite song, a beautifully crafted bass masterpiece with a dream-synth that brings you somewhere else. 






The strongest parts of this album is when Jamie works alongside collaborators such as Young Thug in the absolute TUNE 'I know there's gonna be (good times)'. 
All-in-all, In Colour is a really fun album, it's very diverse, one minute you're being slowly pulled into a meditative trance, the next you'll find yourself shirtless and swinging from your curtain pole.




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BEAUTY BEHIND THE MADNESS - THE WEEKND


Sex. Sex, and more sex. That's all I think about when I hear this album. It seethes sexuality and rhythm, almost as if Marvin Gaye had a baby with Hot Chocolate, and the baby was then adopted by Diplo, or some other prolific producer who can produce a 'siq beat'.
The Weeknd, surprisingly, has been lurking around our inter-webs for quite some years now, and I bet you haven't noticed him? AMIRITE? He released a three different mix-tapes, followed up by Kiss Land, his first big release. 







But, years later, we're graced with The Weeknd's second big release, Beauty Behind The Madness. As mentioned before, this album is seeping with sexuality, rhythm, smooth beats and clever lyricism. Some of the most stand-out singles would be Often, The Hills and I Can't Feel My Face. All very, very strong singles. I'll leave you with one little tip though, if you haven't listened to The Weeknd's pre-album mixtape releases, then don't, because they are colossally different to his commercial releases, and you will most likely not enjoy them. But if you haven't, rejoice! 




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FKA TWIGS - M3LL155X



If you told me a few years ago that one of my favourite genre-sounds of 2015 would be a hybrid of alt-pop mixed with trip-hop, mixed with sex and R&B, I would have slapped you down and called you a silly fuck. But, alas, fka Twigs has stolen my heart with her latest EP M3LL155X (Eg. Mellissa). 
fka Twigs' earlier EP's, with songs including Water Me and Papi Pacify, were genre-breaking and innovate, with very unusual sampling, and a smooth, sensual vocal. Her first LP release, LP1 (fitting), included tune-rags like Pendulum and the phenomenal single, Two Weeks. 







And a year later, we're graciously given M3LL155X, her most coherent, crisp and easily-digestable piece of work to-date. It's accompanied by a 16-minute visual album on YouTube, that is a fantasy to behold. But if you want to feel something real, listen to the album in full, and watch the video in full, you'll then know why fka Twigs is a force to be reckoned with, but whatever you do, don't break her heart. 






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CURRENTS - TAME IMPALA




Australia produces some good shit: great politicians, beer and motherfuckin' Tame Impala. Five years, or so, ago, Mr Kevin Parker (the producer orbiting Tame Impala) brought us Innerspeaker, the odd, psych-pop, lo-fi, synth-fuck. Soon after, we've given Lonersim, a much more put-together album (not put-together in the sense of production quality, but put-together in the sense of Tame Impala creating their image, being the absolute kings of psych-pop and lo-fi rock), and an album that instantly pulled me in and forced me to become a fan of these ladz.





The huge difference in Tame Impala's newest album, Currents, is that there is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less guitar-work. That's not necessarily a bad thing, it's just a different thing. I can't lie, 2015 for me, was the sound of synth, not just in music, but also in movie soundtracks (Ah-ehm, It Follows, only the best film soundtrack of 2015). So if you're ready to embrace some gritty lo-fi synth, mixed with dreamy lyrics and beautiful melodies, then yeah, give Currents a good hard go. 





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SOUND AND COLOR - ALABAMA SHAKES





Brittany. Fucking. Howard. The lead vocalist of the bluesy, 60's-sounding orchestra that is Alabama Shakes, could shake a goddamn house down. I first fell in love with Alabama Shakes when I listened to their 2012 album Boys & Girls, resonating with the tracks Hold On and Goin' To The Party. Howard's vocals are something to behold in Boys & Girls, she experiments, and doesn't hold back in most of the tracks in the album, and Sound & Colour is no exception.




The video-clip for Sound & Colour is just so damn good too. Who knew that a post-apocalyptic sci-fi would be the perfect accompaniment to such a soulful tune.
It's upsetting that modern blues isn't at the forefront of the popular music industry, but on the flip-side of that, Alabama Shakes are doing extremely well, blending their original mix of subtle electronic, memphis blues and 60's sensuality. The title track is phenomenal, it tells such a beautiful story through keyboard, gorgeous vocals and a smooth as hell melodic bridge. It's life, every emotion that endures through the ages is weaved into this track, and you cannot miss it.
You have to listen to this album, it's important, very important.








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DARK NIGHT, SWEET LIGHT - HERMITUDE



What!? A Purely electronic album in the top ten best albums of the entire year!? Are you crazy!? What are you thinking James!? What next!? 
There is one word I can use to describe Hermitude's latest album - genius. It's really as simple as that, Hermitude know exactly what we want to hear, and they fucking deliver it with swaggy-panache. If you are to define the 'Australian Electronica Sound', Hermitude is right up there. It's a mixture of future-bass, trap, trip-hop, synth and pure E to the D to the M.




Every track on this album is an absolute ripper, from The Buzz to Hijinx. 
I've been in love with these guys since their album Hyperparadise, and I'm beside myself that Hermitude are doing nothing but shooting for the stars, just where they, and this album belongs.


         

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SOMETIMES I SIT AND THINK, AND SOMETIMES I JUST SIT - COURTNEY BARNETT



The Australian music scene in 2015 was purely dominated by Tame Impala, Hermitude and Courtney mudda-fuckin' Barnett, and for good reason. Ms. Barnett slayed the ARIAs last year with four awards from eight different nominations, including best female artist and best independant release. 
Love her, or hate her, CB is nothing short of genius, her lyrics are painfully relevant to almost any twenty-something Australian during the summer, and if you can't resonate there, then you'll be able to resonate with the catchy-as-hell guitar riffs and hook-lines that'll have you on the floor performing CPR on yourself, because you've passed out (because that's how good it is, fuck).



It's extremely rare that every single track on an album is worth the few minutes, but, literally every track on this glowing beacon of Aussie gold is worth the listen.
 I salute you, Ms. Barnett, I salute you.



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TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY - KENDRICK LAMAR




Numerous nominations, winner of album of the year in the Danish music awards, Kendrick Lamar brings you his latest and greatest piece of work, To Pimp A Butterfly. To say Lamar is a lyrical wizard, is to say that shakespeare was an 'aight playwright', colossally understated. There's a complete narrative underneath this album, from Wesley's Theory, to For Free? (Interlude), each track tells a story, but flows to and fro' seamlessly. 





Lamar hasn't overtly created an album driven by racial politics, rather, has created a hopeful ode to humanity, no matter how negative or unimaginable the odds may seem, there is still beauty in the simplicity of humanity and we still have the ability to express and create.
The equilibrium takes fine-form in the track i, which is probably one of the best songs of 2015, if I do say so myself.

Do yourself a favour, listen to this album. 

                 

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CARRIE & LOWELL - SUFJAN STEVENS


Carrie & Lowell by Sufjan Stevens is his best album to-date. It's an extremely personal look into his life, like a beautifully crafted auto-biography that you can't stop listening to, no matter how difficult it becomes at times. The album focuses on Stevens' relationship with his late mother and stepfather. Sufjan's mother was an addict and had abandoned him at a young age, in the track Should've Known Better, Stevens sings 'when I was three, three maybe four, she left us at that video store'. 

When he sings those painful words, you can almost envisage that scene, and you can empathise with him so immensely because it's almost as if a child is crafting those lyrics, as if Stevens went back in time to write this album.

As the album progresses, we become more aware of how Stevens coped with his mother's death through his adulthood, in the track (again) Should've Known Better, he sings 'I should've wrote a letter, explaining what I feel, that empty feeling', speaking of his regret of not expressing what he really felt towards his mother, especially being so young, the track is a beautifully personified expression of childhood naivety.




I don't want to psycho-analyse Sufjan, because I believe that we're lucky to be able to listen to such a personal piece of work, so I'll leave it up to you if you want to delve deeper into his psyche or not.
But let me warn you, it's a tragic trip, and one that you won't soon forget. 


    


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[ BEST ALBUM OF 2015 ]

ART ANGELS - GRIMES


Women in pop, three words that audaciously inspire pre-conceptions that they are merely a product of their producers talents. Yes, that may be the case in 99.99% of pop music, but Clare Boucher (aka Grimes) is here, yet again, to set the fucking record straight. 

Gimes has been off the scene since 2012 and her album Visions (which, may I say, is one of the greatest albums ever recorded, okay bye), she's released a few singles here and there, some good, some weird, some bad, but after years of waiting, she has given us Art Angels. There is a lot to say about this album, the first thing is that it is inexplicably G-R-I-M-E-S, and nothing else.
 But what do you mean when you say that this album is pure Grimes, do you ask? It means that Art Angels is utterly original, you won't hear anything like it, Bouchers' high-pitched vocals and grungy post-punk-pop sound, is something to revel in.




I'm in love with every track on this album. From the obscurely fanatic Scream, to the dreamy sun-soaked California, every track is an ode to Grimes' full-form. 
Early this month Grimes' was the subject of a short documentary by The Fader, where she tells us that after touring the world, she's finally found herself as an artist, since Visions and Halafaxa. She's scrapped the dreamy inaudible lyrics (which were fantastic, don't get me wrong), and has instead started screaming, squealing and screeching in beautiful awe of the revolution of pop music. 

All-in-all Art Angels is extremely well-produced, performed and written and is nothing less than a contemporary pop masterpiece.

Love you Clare, you keep doing you girl.



[ Star Wars: The Force Awakens ] - [ Film Review ]

If you weren't apprehensive about the return of Star Wars after the embarrassment of the prequels, then you clearly aren't at my level of Star Wars fandom and you should go back to watching the latest Sharknado sequel.
Everybody I knew had an opinion on the rebirth of the beloved world that introduced us to the Jedis, Siths, Ewoks and... uh, Jar Jar Binks'. We are introduced to a new generation of Star Wars heroes: the staff wielding Rey, Storm Trooper Finn and X-Wing pilot Poe. And finally we have a new villain, Kylo Ren, we can invest ourselves in and not cringe at *cough, cough angsty Anakin Skywalker* or a villain we saw for twenty minutes *cough, cough General Grievous*. This villain has a heart and a plan to rise the Sith's from the ashes, this is the villain we've been waiting for since Darth Vader. The Force Awakens brings you back to the era of Han, Chewbacca, Leia etc, but in old age. This isn't a bad thing, you haven't just watched two hours of Star Wars: The Geriatric Awakens From A Nap. You have seen the characters you grew up with, and they have grown too, Han has seen some shit, Leia has seen some shit...no spoilers. The Force Awakens is entwined with the nostalgia and flare of the originals, as you watch it you feel like you're home in the Star Wars world. That is a feeling I haven't had since Return of the Jedi. Ten years ago I watched Revenge of the Sith at my local theatre. I never talked about that experience again. I can tell you after seeing The Force Awakens that I'll be talking about this film for ten years! George Lucas left die-hard Star Wars fanboys displeased and disappointed with the 2000s prequels, but JJ Abrams (Lost, Star Trek: Into Darkness) has claimed the beloved world of Star Wars as his own domain, and has brought the legacy justice. (4.5/5)


[Five Fantastic B-Grade Films]





Whether it is a “cult classic”, a “so bad that it’s good”, or just a “piece of shit”, there has always been something a little endearing about small budget films that just go for it. 
So what is a B-Movie? It has been defined by my good friend Wikipedia as a “low budget motion picture that is not an Arthouse film.” Sometimes these films are just the worst to watch, as in the hands of an amateur without a concept, it can be just, stuff, on a screen. But when put into the hands of a capable director, or a passionate project, then sometimes you get brilliant results.

The genre began in the 1930s and 1940s as a way to exploit double features in cinemas (meaning you would pay to watch two films), one would be a main event and the other just a serial-type story that was made by the studios B-team. Studios still operate in this way today, in fact The Lion King was initially meant to be a straight-to-video release, and hence being a modern day animated B-Movie. Disney actually gave the A-team production crew to Pocahontas, which is still a great movie, but doesn’t even come close to comparing to The Lion King. While Disney did realise what they had during the test footage and heavily marketed it from that point on, this is a great example of people making great films with the passion of making something great regardless of the limitations.

Throughout the decades B-Movies have changed and evolved into its own art-form, or shit piles, in some case. In the 1950s, serial films and monster movies became a B-Movie staple. This was ground breaking, as it gave birth to actual, legitimate, film making techniques that developed into the type of monster movies that you know and love today, whilst also rehashing old horror classic MGM characters and making them still relevant today.

In the 1960s and 70s B-Movies were often exploitation films or made outside of studios for minimal budgets. Exploitation films usually relied on telling stories that were considered too risky for big studios. Often very silly, and purposefully camp in style, this was seen as a bit of a “middle-finger” to the Cookie-Cutter studio mentality at the time. There was also a lot of films that came out to represent a new take on racial, gender, cultural and society misconceptions. 
Foxy Brown showcased a point of view of African American females with a sexy, empowering message, Easy-Rider represented bikies and the comradely strength in brotherhood between the community, and Midnight-Cowboys (despite getting an X-rating for portraying gay prostitutes), managed to get discussion of sexuality into the mainstream. 
During all of this time horror movies started to come into their own, and have arguably never really evolved from their B-Movie roots. Motorpsycho, a film about a madman on a motorcycle managed to pass on sexualised themes, whilst also making a pretty great antihero in the process, another trope that wasn’t totally present in the mainstream film making at the time. In the same way movies like The Rocky Horror Picture Show, managed to become cult B-Movie classics by being that over the top, and began a movement known as the 'midnight movie'.

From then on, the vast majority of B-Movies belonged with the horror/ slasher genre, although usually with a self-aware humour, which creeped into the 80s and 90s. Usually, at this point, it was more of a B-Movie style, rather than a status. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a complete candidate for B-Movie status, however, it somehow gets taken more seriously than films like the notorious Pink Flamingos, which are now cemented in B-Movie status rather than, an independent classic.  
So I decided to find a few B-movies that are considered either the best ones, or just the most notorious ones. I avoided the really bad ones as I decided that this could be a story for another time.



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THE EVIL DEAD, 1981 



This is probably my favourite B-Movie and possibly one of my favourite movies ever. The whole franchise is pretty spectacular, but I will focus on the first one. It starts off as basically every other slasher movie started in the era, some teenagers go for a weekend away at a creepy cabin, somewhere in the woods in America. After some witchcraft stuff goes on, there is some wonderful possession stuff and some living dead shit going on. I am purposefully describing the movie vaguely, because it is much more visual rather than decrepit, but this plays to its strengths. 

The practical effects in this masterpiece are just super, the comical gore, the cheap but effectively- looking make up, the bizarre set design, and the “funniest home videos” sped up photography really give the film a creepy vibe, but the over the top nature, cheesy acting and general tone of the film sort of counter each other.   
If you haven’t seen this movie, then, well, what are you doing with your life? I saw this movie in early high-school and while my friends and I thought it was hilarious at the time, I was secretly pretty frightened by it too. The tree rape scene, terrified me and was so ridiculous that I laughed out loud, and the possessed people, or the “Deadites” were so crazy that they are villainous, and hilarious, that I can’t help but love them. Such a charming film, and that is a weird thing to say about a horror-comedy.
It is quite strange to think that this was Sam Raimi’s break into the world of film. Movies he directed later like the Toby Macguire Spiderman series still had the little trademarks that were in this film, funny close up reaction shots, sped up camera tracking, lots of yelling, quick cut montage scenes showing the development of a hero and plenty of camp. It is nice to see that Sam Raimi has held onto his filmmaking style and not let big studios ruin his creativity, except for Spiderman 3, but fuck that movie.
This movie also has the quintessential B-Movie hero, in Ash. He is such a wuss, so overwhelmed, yet so badass. I love his transformation in later movies, and I love how he becomes a satire of action hero’s over time.
Overall, I can highly recommend this movie obviously, but, I honestly feel like most people know this movie. I feel like I should mention it because it is a great example of a B-Movie being better than most of the other horror movies of the time. Totally uncorrupted by the studio model, and generally just awesome.



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THE TOXIC AVENGER, 1984



I LOVE THIS MOVIE. The ultimate in ridiculous cheese, the best in silly superhero horror-comedy, the best “so bad it’s good” movie I have seen. 
This is the kind of movie that you play drinking games to, a great first rule, 1 drink every time somebody gets punched in the 'nads, another drink any time somebody gets a limb removed, another two drinks every time a new, hilarious, badly stereotyped baddy gets introduced, then pass out. 

But seriously, I laughed my ass of in this movie, and was grossed out completely, my two favourite things to have happen to me in the movies. The complete plot is that a nerd gets bullied/ chased out of a window, lands in some fresh toxic waste, and has a long and painful transformation into a gross looking beast, and then kills all the evil doers in the town. Well that’s roughly it.
This is actually one of the better superhero movies I have seen, I mean compared to the Ben Affleck's Daredevil, and the new Fantastic 4 movie, this movie is pretty great, well maybe not great but at least original.

I was put onto this movie by a friend who does a movie review YouTube channel, SeanTurnerReviews (shameless plug), and his review of this movie made me a little curious, and I have to admit, I thought he was talking shit when he gave it a good review. I was pleasantly surprised by this little movie, and I hope that people actually check it out.

There is nothing particularly standout about this movie other than the effects, but it is just exceptionally charming. Hard to really praise and easy to fault, and even with it's ridiculous plot, super bad acting and basically all of the ingredients for a shit movie, it somehow works through that and made me laugh and genuinely care about it.
It should be known that there are a few sequels that I have not seen, and an apparently awful animated series that exists. I will probably never check those out, but as far as this movie is concerned, I give it a pretty good rating and believe it or not it actually has a pretty respectable rating on rotten tomatoes too, so think what you will. 



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BAD TASTE, 1987



Yeah, The Lord of the Rings are amazing films, The Hobbit movies are maybe okay, (not really), and King Kong was pretty cool, for a three-hour remake. But Peter Jackson has made some of his best films earlier on in his career. I could easily talk about Braindead (or Dead Alive in the U.S.A) for about a month as it is one of my favourite movies of all-time, and probably represents this topic just as me as The Evil Dead does, however, I think I will talk about Bad Taste. 

The first time I watched this movie was with my Dad, and we had the best time watching it. It is super gory, has some of the best joke dialogue I have ever heard, and a pretty hilarious plot, where aliens are abducting people to make intergalactic fast food. Dad and I had a bit of a fondness for one of the poor characters known as Derek (played by Peter Jackson), and we quoted the movie for a good long time. 
I actually came across this movie when I was listening to a Grindcore band called Blood Duster on their debut album, Fisting the Dead, which sampled some of the funniest dialogue in the movie and once I heard this I needed to see the rest of the movie.
Something that really impressed me was finding out how much effort Peter Jackson actually went to film this “silly” movie, there is footage of him basically hanging off high cliffs with cameras to get 1 second reaction shots, bits and pieces of him showing how he made some of the gore effects and prosthetics using the most bizarre materials, like sheep brains, Paper-Mache masks baked in Peter Jacksons mothers oven, and a whole half of a house that was built from scratch. Not bad for a few guys from New Zealand. 

So the movie itself is charming, gruesome, yet, very capably made. It shows that even with a strange, cheesy, and quirky film with a ridiculous plot that Peter Jackson is very committed, and will make the best movie he can with what he has. It is a far cry from the quality and scale from what Peter Jackson is known for, but if you just want to watch something a little light hearted, but, still interesting, then this might be your thing. 
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THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1975




Here is an example of a B-Movie, that was made to mock B-Movies, (Meta huh). It is based on the stage show by the same name and has an outstanding cast and an exceptional soundtrack.
For those of you who haven’t seen this film, it is basically a super strange movie about a husband and wife who are leaving their wedding as good little Christian virgins (Janet and Brad), and get a flat tire and approach a strange house for help. Upon entering the house they come to find that it is a burlesque house/ laboratory/ space ship/ cannibal house/ a cult community, and engage in terror, absolute pleasure, murder, and the birth of the perfect human all the while singing their hearts out.

While this is probably not a “true” B-Movie, but it certainly is completely inspired by it and spoofs it in a very natural way. It is cheesy, silly, uncomfortably sexual, and even a little gruesome at times. It also has a similar cult status to a lot of B-Movies although has a much bigger fan base. It is almost like the king of B-Movies in a way. 
The Rocky Horror Picture Show did have a budget behind it, this is evident in the amazing sets, and strong production, however, the strength of the movie is actually……. Tim Curry. 
Dr. Frank N Furter is a delight to watch, especially at the end of the film with his finale. His embodiment of a transgender, transsexual, villainous, heroic, sophisticated and sensational tights- wearing talent. Tim Curry easily performs his greatest role, and becomes one of the most iconic characters in cinema history. Another notable performance is Meat Loaf as Eddie, even though he was only in the film for a short performance, it is certainly memorable. 

But overall, my favourite piece of this movie is the soundtrack. Let me just say that I have never been a fan of musicals, other than animated Disney films (except, fuck Frozen), and if I am in the right mood I can enjoy Grease, but I fucking love the songs in this movie, and it might have something to do with the tone, cheesy yet dark, aware yet completely confusing. The Time Warp rocks, Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me, is a good time, and I’m Going Home is a great moment in the film, I can get behind these songs hard.

I watched this movie with my cousin (who is fifteen, I know, I am a super bad influence) and he had a really odd reaction, where he clearly enjoyed it, but found it incredibly uncomfortable to watch. He just had no idea what to think of it, is it cool? Is it too weird? Is it sexy? Does that make me weird if I think it’s sexy? Well 'cuz, believe it or not I felt the same way, however, I was quite okay with it, in fact I love movies that make me think like this. It is stunningly perverse, and I love it.



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BAD LIEUTENANT, 1992


So, this guy is just a complete shit-bag right? Jesus Christ this is a really fucking dark movie with a lot of crack-smoking, drunken threesomes, the absolute limit to human intoxication without dying, even a little nun-raping. 
So you need to be pretty morally corrupt to relate to this movie as it follows a pretty messed up cop who is not just corrupt, but more of a criminal than most criminals.
Harvey Keitel plays The Lieutenant, who at the beginning of the film just seems like a verbally abusive father and husband, and from this point on it is quite clear that the movie is going to a tough slog, as he uses cocaine pretty openly in a school carpark after dropping his kids off at school.

As this is a movie about one man it is pretty clear that this is more of a character study, rather than a film to digest. It is both disgusting and wildly appealing to watch this guy ruin himself and the lives of everybody around him, and see what the motivations are. In this way, Harvey Keitel does a magnificent job in this film, he in fact is somewhat too believable. It is an achievement that he was able to put himself in the situation of a completely catatonic person, it’s hard to watch, yet completely mesmerising. It reminded me of the Oscar-winning performance of Nicolas Cage’s character in Leaving Las Vegas although not as achingly hard to watch.

Another mention of the direction of this film, Abel Ferrara does a really spectacular job of bringing out the grime in this work. Each shot seems to have as much seediness in it as it possibly can, while also adding as much juxtaposition as possible to the subject matter to make the viewer realise how guilt and faith can go hand in hand, not just internally, but socially as well. Abel Ferrara is, at this point, a master of the B-Movie, with titles like the exploitation film Ms. 45, psycho-thriller The Driller Killer and the Independent cult-classic Kings of New York, but there is something special about this one, as it blurs the line between B-Movie and indie film, as it doesn’t rely on a camp and cheese to steer the plot, yet doesn’t feel like the kind of subject matter that an indie film would tackle.

While I did enjoy this movie, I did find it a little hard to deal with the morality of it, especially the scene where he makes two underage girls simulate sexual acts, while he is furiously masturbating, in order to avoid getting in trouble with the police. American History X, did a similar thing to me, I know that I really enjoyed it, but I don’t think I could bring myself to watch it again, it is just a little too raw. 
It should also be mentioned that there is an unrelated sequel/ remake to this film that was directed my Warner Herzog called Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call- New Orleans, which stars Nicolas Cage, which is tonally much different from this film. It is much more outlandish and has “one of those” Nicolas Cage performances, which I love. It is ridiculous and even though the Lieutenant is just as worthless Nicolas Cage seems to be able to make you laugh more than cringe. It doesn’t really cut the B-Movie criteria, but it is still something that I can recommend.  


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If I learned anything from watching these movies is that none of them are Oscar contenders, but because they are so cheaply made, and often passionately made. B-Movies can occasionally have a complete originality, which then gets noticed and allows mainstream cinema to evolve from the generic and stale and influence new ideas. 

I recently watched The Avengers: Age of Ultron and even though it was fine, it felt like every other Marvel MCU movie that has come out since Ironman, I felt like I had seen it before. Watching these movies, it never felt like I had seen any of them before, it is bizarre to be refreshed by movies that were made well over twenty years ago, especially when I have seen plenty of films that are clearly heavily influenced by them (especially The Evil Dead). 

So I like B-Movies, at least I liked these ones, I might try to tell you about some horrible ones, I am dying to watch The Room and Birdemic, so if I can find two or three more to talk about, I will write something else like this,  just nowhere near as long. Let’s remember, don’t judge a book by its cover, or in this instance never judge a film by its status.     

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Jack Bayley